the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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