You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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