ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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