I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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