Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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