scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
All the doctor said was why
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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