Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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