I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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