that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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