So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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