Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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