how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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