My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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