I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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