chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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