He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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