Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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