My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
