I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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