remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Still dying that you shit outside
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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