I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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