Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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