so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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