we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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