you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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