Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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