So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She even gives head with a lisp.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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