they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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