Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Randomize
