Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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