i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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