Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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