I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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