I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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