Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Are we still banned from the library?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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