In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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