I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i permit you to call me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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