I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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