I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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