Dual....:-)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just googled if crying burns calories
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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