Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she looked like the before picture.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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