Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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