so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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