Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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