problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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