Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Randomize
