Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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