Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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