just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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