is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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